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I stole this from Mikey. he he
Kaleigh
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[13 Jan 2005|10:56am] |
I'M FREAKING RICH!
Right...
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[13 Jan 2005|10:55am] |
I could see that...
I'm sorry Aimee! I didn't want to kill you, I swear!
Becky must have tried to jump Keanu Reeves' bones... he he.
But I love Marco! And I hate Jimmy...
No wonder I fall! I'm thirty-six! My hip probably broke and I fell down...
I'd hope I'd be out of school by that time...
He he
I'm too sexy for my socks, too sexy for my socks, so sexy it hurts! WOOT WOOT!
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[13 Jan 2005|10:55am] |
Where's the other three percent go? My thighs?
Is he hot? I've never seen the boy...
First Tony, now Matt?
Eep...
I'm sorry Heather!
Ha! That's just like me! Well, all except the joy to be around thing. I'm usually miserable.
Mandy doesn't die? NO FAIR! He he, just kidding.
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[13 Jan 2005|10:54am] |
No, my son's name's going to be Keegan (I haven't picked a middle name) and my daughter's will be Eileen Konstantine.
I'm going to marry Satan! AHHHHH!
Damn, my secret's out...
That's really odd too...
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It looks like a finger. he he
Have I already died then?
I like that outcome!
I don't get it...
None of that surprises me really...
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[13 Jan 2005|10:52am] |
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This is the funniest thing ever! What the hell is my pet exactly? I don't get it...
That one's funny too.
Gracious goose! Where's the other half of my kid? *Searches cardboard box-car*
All true, I'm sure.
Mandy has a pegleg! ha ha ha!
That's a bit confusing, I think...
Aww, he's cute! How do I know him?
Doesn't it figure? I have no good physical qualities.
The note's sad, I think.
No wonder I commit suicide! EEP!
Ha! And then my customers will stalk me and call my apartment and my roomate will have to say, 'SHANIQUA DON'T LIVE HERE NO MOE!' YEYUH!
I LOVE WHEN KIP SAYS THAT! He's so cool.
That's an odd one...
That's only part one! *Becky says: DING*
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| Snow day! |
[06 Jan 2005|07:40pm] |
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I was convinced we wouldn't get one but we did! We got a snow day! Yay! I was up until two o'clock this morning reading a book because I couldn't get to sleep. I've had that problem everynight since Christmas and New Years break ended. I was up late everynight during the break and now I can't seem to get out of that habit.
Anyway...
Today all I did was sleep in and read. I went back to bed around eight o'clock and woke up at one. I then read until five beacuse my mom called me down for dinner. I ate and then went back to reading. Now I'm here, typing in my journal. What an exciting day, eh? I like to think so. Well, that's all. See you!
Kaleigh
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[31 Dec 2004|02:40pm] |
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Well, today I get to go to Gina's house and celebrate the coming of the new year! I'm excited. It's bound to be a blast because... I'm going to be there!
Ha ha, no.
But anyway, my mom was crying today! I felt so bad! She rarely cries and when she does, I want to cry too. She was crying because my youngest sister, Jen, wanted to have a New Years Eve party and was being a bitch about it. First, all she wanted to have over was some of her girl friends (Danielle, Chelsea, Sarah, Sarah [Yes, there's two] and one other girl I don't know). Then, as she was making plans online, her friend Chelsea asked if there could be boys. My mom said that probably wasn't a good idea because my dad won't want boys to be over until midnight. He's a weirdo like that. So Jen said, "Well, can we have the party at Chelsea's house then?" and my mom was like, "Oh, sure! Because I can't be as cool as her mom and say, 'Yeah, why don't you annoy the hell out of your father and have fifty guys over'! Well you know what? Go ahead. I'm so sick of having to compete with her mother. You always say, 'CHelsea has this,' or, 'Chelsea's mom bought her this, can I have it?' So whatever, Jen. I don't give a damn." Then Jen started crying and said, "No, never mind. We'll just have it here!" and my mom said, "No, because I don't even want it here anymore." Then Jen stormed upsatirs and into her room. I said to my mom, "Here, give me a hug. I wouldn't be a little brat about my party if i was having one," and she walked away and kept telling me how my sister was an ungrateful bitch and how she works overtime so that she can have money for us to do what we want and get what we like. I told her I was very greatful for all she's done for me but she said, "No you aren't," and started crying. I kept asking for a hug but she kept telling me to go away. So I did. She's not crying anymore but she's still pissed off. I feel so bad. I told her I'd beat the snot out of Jen if she wanted me to but she said "no" and "go away".
So, that's been my day so far. Now I'm going to go do other stuff. See you!
Kaleigh
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[28 Dec 2004|10:10pm] |
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Hey, I found this quiz and decided to put it in here:
According to the Which Something Corporate Song Are You? Test...
Now on to today's stuff... I messed with Mandy's relationship a bit... She's here right now by the way. Well, here's what happened. We came online and Mandy saw that Jake was on. She said, 'I want to ask him if he's mad at me," so, I decided to start a conversation with him so that it would lead up to that one question. Well, now they aren't together anymore and I feel like it's all my fault despite Mandy's constant rebuttal (I think that's the word). Well, I feel bad and all so yeah. Bye now.
Kaleigh
P>S> She, Mandy, was not mean to Jake under any circumstances. She wanted to ask him if he was mad at her because he was avoiding her... kind of.
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| Merry One-Day-After-Christmas! |
[26 Dec 2004|11:33pm] |
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Merry One-Day-After-Christmas, everyone! Woot woot! I got a new computer. A Dell in fact. For some reason, one of the games I got to go with it isn't working. My mom's going to return it and see if she can get a new one tomorrow. It can't be the computer because my sisters also have a omputer to share and it didn't work on theirs either.
I also got a small tele from my grandma Lyman for Christmas. It's a thirteen inch one. It's pretty small but I'm still greatful. We're going to be getting Direct TV soon so I'll get more channels on it than I do now. It dowsn't have cable so I only get to watch a few stations. I can't wait until I get Direct TV! Then I get to watch Degrassi and all those other awesome shows on the N! Woot woot!
Well, I'm going to go. See you!
Kaleigh
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| Friends only! |
[09 Dec 2004|08:28pm] |
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I've decided to do a friends only journal! Yay!
I love this picture! It's so cool!
Going now.
Kaleigh
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[09 Dec 2004|07:41pm] |
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That means 'My poor guinea pig,' if you didn't know. It all started two days ago. I was cleaning my quinea pigs and I was on the second, and last, one. I was carrying the cage downstairs (he lives in my room, as does his sister) when I slipped on the edge of one of the top staris. I started sliding down the steps but managed to hold the cage steady until I reached two thirds of the way down. My elbow bumped one of the steps and the cage turned in my arms. My guinea pig (who was in the cage) rolled out and landed on a pile of clothes that was lying on the stairs. I hurt myself a bit but was more worried about whether I'd hurt him. He seemed fine to me. Unfortunately, I didn't check well enough. That night I'd noticed he wasn't eating the lettuce I always put in front of him. I thought it was because he was really scared from the fall. He did, afterall, poop a lot afterward. But today, while I was cleaning him, I noticed he still wasn't eating the lettuce I'd put in front of him. I thought he was probably sick of the stuff since I always give him that. So, I tried a carrot. I watched him go crazy over the scent of it. Then I watched as he tried to take a bite out of it. He flinched. I watched again as he tried to take smaller bites. Still, he flinched. I decided to take a look at his teeth. That's when I realized he must have hit his mouth at some point during the fall. One of his top teeth was partially falling out and the other was a bit loose. I felt so bad! I yelled for my mom to come and see. She told me she'd take him to the vet tomorrow and see what she could do. She said they might have to pull the one tooth out but the other may tighten up on it's own. I haven't checked his two bottom teeth. If there's something wrong with them, the vet will find it. Right now, I'm feeding him soft foods. I'm giving him carrot shavings, sweet grass, and lettuce. He doesn't mind, seen as how this is his usual diet. Well, he usually eats pellets too but I doubt he can chew through them if he can't bite into a carrot. I've never felt so guilty in my life! Had I been paying more attention, I wouldn't have fallen down the stairs and he wouldn't have gotten hurt. I vow to watch where I'm going from now on so that I don't put anything else in harm's way. I'm going to go now. See you.
Kaleigh
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[02 Dec 2004|07:35pm] |
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It was fun on the bus today. I mostly talked to Ryan. He and I are becoming pretty good friends I think. We mostly just talk, but we have fun doing so. I always thought he was kind of a jerk, but lately he's been getting a lot nicer. That's a major plus.
Other than that, today was a pretty good day. I didn't mind global for once. Usually it takes forever to get over with, but today it didn't. I think it was because I had my mind focused on the fact that Becky would get to come to my studyhall everyday now! I'm so glad! I usually dread that class only because I don't know anyone in there. That's why i usually read when I'm in there. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against reading. I love it! I just wish I could have someone to talk to once in a while. That's why I had to lie to my teacher a lot. I kept telling him I wanted to go get help in math when my real reason for needing his signature was to go the the cafeteria without skipping class and getting into trouble.
My sister just told me, she just got home from practice, that her coach wanted to know where I have been lately. You see, I'm the JV volleyball team's manager. Well, she asked the team and they said they didn't know. Then Sarah Click, I'd told her this mind you, told her I said I wasn't very comfortable being there durring their practices. I felt in the way. Well my sister told my mom this before she told me and my mom told her to tell me to call the coach and explain why I haven't been there. I tried calling but she wasn't home so I left a message for her to call me. I'm going to tell her I can't handle being the manager for her because I've got too much to deal with. I'm assistant coach for the modified volleyball team and homework is starting topile up on me. The practices and games for both JV and modified run one right after the other, modified practices are earlier than JV, and I end up staying up late to finish my homework. I just don't think I can handle being a manager and an assistant coach. I promised the modified coach,Erin, that I'd help her with her team. I promised her first. Then I told the JV coach, Coach Moe, that I'd TRY to work with her too but I wasn't sure if I'd have enough time to help her out too. She said that was fine. Now, though, she acts as if I'm supposed to be there even thought I said I didn't know if I could make it! I'm so confused about what to do. I think I'll just tell her I can't be manager because I've discovered have have a hard enough time managing my time let alone a volleyball team.
Well, I'm going to go. See you!
Kaleigh
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| Showing Becky how to update |
[02 Dec 2004|08:19am] |
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This, Becky, is how you update your journal! WOOT WOOT!
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| Sick, yet again. |
[30 Nov 2004|08:13pm] |
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Well, I spent today at home. I was coughing like crazy and had another temperature. This time it was one hundred and one. I'm feeling a lot better now which is good.
While at home, I studied for this Global test that I was supposed to take today. I really don't think I'm ready but I guess some of the people I talked to weren't either. He told us one day ahead of time because he didn't want us to study over vacation.
My cat was spayed last night and came home today. I had to spend the day with her in my room. My mom told me not to get too close to her so she wouldn't catch whatever it is I have. I didn't know animals could catch something from people. I asked her and she said she didn't want to take any chances. She kept meowing all day while I was trying to sleep. Even now she's still meowing. I've got to hand it to her. She's got quite a set of lungs on her. Well, that's about it. See you!
Kaleigh
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[28 Nov 2004|08:50pm] |
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Well last night I watched the Shrek 2 DVD with my family. It's a cute movie. I liked it. Then, after the movie, I messed around with the extras they had on the DVD. Those too were very cute. Around twelve I decided to sit on my bed and start this one book Becky let me borrow called 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'. It's by Stephen Chbosky. I realy liked the book. The main character, a boy named Charlie, cried a lot. I thought it was very sad. He has a lot of problems. There's this one poem he liked and his brother read it to him. I liked it too. He didn't know who the author of the poem was so I didn't get to find out, but I thought I'd write it in here. So, here it is:
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Chops"
because that was the name of his dog
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
And his father always tucked him in bed at night
And was always there to do it.
Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of its new paint
And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year that his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot
And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it.
Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
And he called it “Innocence: A Question”
because that was the question about his girl
And that’s what it was all about
And his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
That was the year that Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
of the Apostle’s Creed went
And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly.
That’s why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
And he called it “Absolutely Nothing”
Because that’s what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn’t think
he could reach the kitchen.
I think that's really sad but I liked it a lot too. I finished the book at five thirty this morning then went to bed. Then today, my mom had me help her with setting up some Christmas decorations. Then I did my homework. And now I'm here. Well, that about covers it. See you!
Kaleigh
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[26 Nov 2004|11:26pm] |
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Yes, today I was sick. I was supposed to go to the mall with my mom, sisters, and grandma but I was sick so they all went and I had to stay home. I was sad. I had a temperature of one hundred point two degrees! EICHIEWAHWAH! he he. I hope I didn't get that one boy sick. The one I had sex with yesterday. I've realized I can't be that bad looking if a boy comes up and pays me to have sex with him. That must mean he wants me and fears I won't want him too. Poor boy.
While I stayed home, my mom went and boght me three christmas presents and my grandma bought me one. I hope my mom leaves the house tmorrow so I can go snooping. She never should have told me she and my grandma had already started buying me stuff because now I'll go looking for it. I know where she hides the presents so they won't be hard to find. he he.
My mom also bought me a get well gift. It's a picture of Johnny Depp. He looks so sexy in it! It feels like a real picture too. Not one of those paper ones or anything like that, but one that's on actual photography paper. I don't know why I'm so fascinated with that, but I am.
Well, I'm going to go. See you!
Kaleigh
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Today I had sex for the first time. I was walking outside around my house and some kid said he'd give me 5 bucks to have sex with him. So I said umm Ok..We went and found some woods. Before we started he said he had to cut my..like...you know..pubic hair (OMG!!) because there was so much of it he couldn't find my hole..I was so like embarassed! Anyways..It kinda hurt but I didn't mind! I was making money! He said he wanted to do anal and at first I was a little hesitant..He just had to throw in that extra 50 cents! Gosh. So he did that..It was great! I LOVE ANAL!!!
I feel like I can tell you guys this because I trust you but don't tell anyone else!!! I let him pee on me! OMG! I didn't want to but he said he'd give me another dollar. So I was like sure! A little got in my mouth but I'm not too worried. I read somewhere that urine is one of the cleanest things.
I let him come on my boobies for another 50 cents. Good thing too, now I can't get pregnant! Unless sperm can swim through sperm into my ovaires.. OH NO! NOW I'M WORRIED!!!
Oh well, I made $7 today so what do I care.. I'm practically rich!!! I have enough to go to the movies. Becky and/or Mandy call me and we'll make plans for tomorrow!!
Kaleigh
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| Mandy's Acronym and My Thanksgiving |
[25 Nov 2004|10:18pm] |
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| M | Misunderstood | | A | Appreciative | | N | Nerdy | | D | Dainty | | Y | Yum |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
He he... dainty...
My Thanksgiving wasn't bad. My grandpa Lyman (he hates me) didn't come over so I was happy about that. I really enjoyed the pumpkin pie! It was very tastey! My cold came back... that kind of bummed me out. But I'm going Christmas shopping tomorrow, woot woot! We always go the day after Thanksgiving. That makes me happier. Well, I'm going to go! See you!
Kaleigh
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I stole this from Gaby:
| K | Kind | | A | Awesome | | L | Luxurious | | E | Enjoyable | | I | Intelligent | | G | Graceful | | H | Haunting |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
Yeah, I'm enjoyable but haunting at the same time. Two very desirable qualities, eh?
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